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Old 30-05-2005, 05:37 PM   #1
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Victor have just announced their latest model lawnmower called the Schapelle. It can hold 4 kilos of grass and its supposedly good for 20 years.
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Old 30-05-2005, 05:42 PM   #2
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Geess I been told that joke 3 times already today. A good joke travels fast
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Old 30-05-2005, 06:54 PM   #3
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Goddammit! I only bought a new mower on Sunday! If only I'd known then.

Oh, and is Victor competing against Victa? Must be a new brand as I haven't of them before... hehehehehe /me wonders if a ™ infringement battle will loom from all this. :hihi: :hihi: :hihi:
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Old 30-05-2005, 08:19 PM   #4
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lol. hadn't seen that 1 yet....nice
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Old 31-05-2005, 05:07 AM   #5
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Just like this one ... which I have seen a few times:

I went past Shapelle Corby's beauty salon today .. and it had a sign on the door saying "Back in 20"

HA HA HA (Sarcasm).
Kinda gets boring after you see them over and over again
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