selekta made a funny!

[Paris Hilton]

Just an email that i got...:sm_headba

IDIOTS IN THE NEIGHBORHOOD:

I live in a semi-rural area. We recently had a new neighbor call
the local township administrative office to request the removal of the Deer Crossing sign on our road.

The reason: "too many deer were being hit by cars" and
he didn't want them to cross there anymore.
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IDIOTS IN FOOD SERVICE:
My daughter went to a local Taco Bell and ordered a taco. She
asked the person behind the counter for "minimal lettuce."

He said he was sorry, but they only had iceberg.

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IDIOT SIGHTING:
I was at the airport, checking in at the gate when an airport employee asked,
"Has anyone put anything in your baggage without your
knowledge?"
to which I replied, "If it was without my knowledge, how would I know?"
He smiled knowingly and nodded, "That's why we ask."
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IDIOT SIGHTING:
The stoplight on the corner buzzes when it's safe to cross the
street.
I was crossing with an intellectually challenged coworker of mine when she asked if I knew what the buzzer was for. I explained that it
signals blind people when the light is red.

Appalled, she responded, "What on earth are blind people doing driving?!"
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IDIOT SIGHTING:
At a good-bye luncheon for an old and dear coworker who was
leaving
the
company due to "downsizing," our manager commented
cheerfully, "this is fun. We should do this more often."

Not a word was spoken. We all just looked at each other with
that deer-in-the-headlights stare.
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IDIOT SIGHTING:
I work with an individual who plugged her power strip back into
itself and for the life of her couldn't understand why her system would not turn on.
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IDIOT SIGHTING:
When my husband and I arrived at an car dealership to pick up our
car, we were told the keys had been locked in it.

We went to the service department and found a mechanic working
feverishly to unlock the driver's side door.

As I watched from the passenger side, I instinctively tried the
door handle and discovered that it was unlocked.
"Hey," I announced to the technician, "it's open!"
To which he replied, "I know - I already got that side."

They walk among us..............scary!!