What kind of moron.............

[Bushbasher]

Ok, I don't know where to start so I'll start at the beginning.

I have psycho neighbours. He's a certified a-moral sociopath and paranoid control freak and she's a loose cannon that he uses to do his dirty work; he winds her up and points her at people. They have 3 feral kids, the middle one of which is allergic to bees, (important point). We call them The Clampetts.
Yesterday afternoon we heard the kids carrying on so looked out the window to see the youngest boy(8) wearing the top half of a bee keepers kit, you know, the hat with net all connected to a long sleeve top........ but no gloves or shoes, and wearing shorts. On closer inspection I spied a big foam box under one of their fruit trees with bees swarming out of it, WTF? Next thing I know, Jed Clampett is out there in the same get up, shorts, no shoes or gloves. I just shook my head and went back to my day thinking "that won't end well". I didn't realise how right I was.

This morning we got some good news and bad news through the grapevine. The good news , Jed got stung so bad he wound up in hospital and died, the bad news, they revived him and have flown out to Adelaide this morning.

Before any of you lot kick up about my attitude towards this bloke, understand that since they moved next door, they, or more properly he, has systematically waged an unprovoked war against me in various ways and I've had to have him in court 3 times so far to get him to pull his head in. He spends his time trying to think up ways to provoke me into a response he can get on the many CCTV cameras he has set up, that he can use against me. There's so much more I could tell but I won't as it's not necessary, but don't get me started.

But this latest episode is of such monumental stupidity I just had to say something.

What sort of moron brings a swarm of bees into your yard when you have an allergic child in the house?

What sort of moron allows an 8 yr old loose with same bee swarm without full protection? (The youngest and oldest were both stung multiple times)

What sort of moron then does exactly the same thing and heads into a bee swarm with no smoke to calm them and bare arms and legs, especially as they've already been stirred up by junior psycho?

I really hope that this time the authorities finally do something about him and get the kids out of there, but I doubt it as he's spent the last 10 + years ducking and weaving and manipulating the system and everyone around him to his own ends....

I better stop now.