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Old 17-08-2005, 10:05 AM   #1
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A policeman pulled a car over on the highway. When the policeman asked the driver why he was speeding, the driver said he was a Magician and Juggler and was on his way to do a show at the circus. He didn't want to be late.

The cop told the driver he was fascinated by juggling and asked if the driver would do a little juggling for him then he wouldn't give him a ticket. He Juggler said he had sent his equipment ahead and didn't have anything to juggle.

The cop said he had some flares in the trunk and asked if he could juggle them. The juggler said he could, so the cop got 3 flares, lit them and handed them to him.

While the man was juggling, a car pulled in behind the patrol car, a drunken man got out, watched the performance, then went over to the patrol car, opened the rear door and got in. The cop observed him and went over to the patrol car, opened the door asking the drunk what he thought he was doing.

The drunk replied, "You might as well take my *** to jail, cause there's no way in hell I can pass that test."

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