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12-11-2006, 09:43 AM
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I build your wish list...
Join Date: Jan 2005
Location: Country Victoria
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Murphy called to see his mate Paddy who has a broken leg.
Paddy sez " me feet are freezing, will you nip upstairs and get my slippers for me?" "No bother", sez Murphy and goes upstairs. There he finds Paddy's stunning twin 19 year old daughters sitting on the bed. "Hello girls", he sez smiling, "your Dad sent me up here to shag the pair of ye!" "Feck away off ya liar!" they replied. "I'll prove it!" says Murphy So he shouts down the stairs - "Both of them, Paddy?" "Of course! What's the use of f@@king one?" |
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