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Old 16-09-2006, 05:42 PM   #1
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Default Own up Fiesta owners... job on the side aye?

HAHAHA

I couldn't stop my laughing when this afternoon at around 1.30pm I was heading back from Enmore, and spotted a Black LX 5 door parked on King St, Newtown... till I got closer.

On the side read;

"... Adult Erotic Massage"

:hihi: :hihi: :Up_to_som :Up_to_som :

Maybe I should have stopped and left a note about this forum... shoot some massages this way _

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Old 16-09-2006, 06:05 PM   #2
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Hahaha .. hang on, so is it just a massage? or is there something a bit more invovled?
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Old 16-09-2006, 06:35 PM   #3
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In other words, does the story have a happy ending??
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Old 16-09-2006, 06:38 PM   #4
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What's this I see on your signature Helder????
[1st Modification Coming Soon | 2nd Modification Coming Soon]
Is this true? Because this will be a major news story and cause for celebration for all in the Vic chapter of the Euroford Club!!!
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Old 16-09-2006, 08:10 PM   #5
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Hahaha .. hang on, so is it just a massage? or is there something a bit more invovled?
I think there would be something a bit more involved. ;) Not that I've tried it. Heck, I wouldnt mind getting one... but of course i'd have to stop when she's stepping over the line.

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Old 16-09-2006, 08:19 PM   #6
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yeah, me too. Morals and all that.

"NO, STOP THAT! ...I can clean my self up just fine, thank you..." :P
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Old 16-09-2006, 09:08 PM   #7
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What's this I see on your signature Helder????
[1st Modification Coming Soon | 2nd Modification Coming Soon]
Is this true? Because this will be a major news story and cause for celebration for all in the Vic chapter of the Euroford Club!!!

Haha, that's been there for a while now. Everytime I save up enough money something urgent pops up and bang a near empty wallet :p

But I'm saving up $20 every week : so it'll take a while
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Old 16-09-2006, 10:51 PM   #8
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In other words, does the story have a happy ending??
Hahahha, Thats what I was gonna say. Off to Chicky Chows for the Massage with the happy ending! hahahaha
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Old 17-09-2006, 12:02 AM   #9
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god damn it... ive been busted.
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Old 17-09-2006, 04:04 PM   #10
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Everytime I save up enough money something urgent pops up and bang a near empty wallet :p
so hows the massage?
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Old 17-09-2006, 06:06 PM   #11
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Haven't had it yet Josh



Edit: I seriously have no idea what an adult massage is. But from the comments posted, I think I do
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Old 17-09-2006, 07:36 PM   #12
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Mitch Will show you what an Adult Massage is ;)
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Old 17-09-2006, 07:47 PM   #13
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No worries.

Danny knows from experience. He walked with a limp for three days and blamed it on some hardcore footy accident. Only we know the truth ;)
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Old 17-09-2006, 08:00 PM   #14
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Peeps think why I have not been in working order?? :the_finge :evilsasmo
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Old 17-09-2006, 08:15 PM   #15
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cause you got up from your computer to go put your pj's on and hurt yourself>.... lol
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cause you got up from your computer to go put your pj's on and hurt yourself>.... lol
Ok looks like sean didnt get the angle i was comin from, some one toss him a bone
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Old 17-09-2006, 08:25 PM   #17
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Ok looks like sean didnt get the angle i was comin from, some one toss him a bone
Was that what you were trying to do??
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Old 17-09-2006, 09:04 PM   #18
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Because i give a hardcore massage
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Old 17-09-2006, 11:20 PM   #19
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Was that what you were trying to do??
HAHA GOLD!

Give this man a beer...
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Old 18-09-2006, 01:39 AM   #20
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No worries.

Danny knows from experience. He walked with a limp for three days and blamed it on some hardcore footy accident. Only we know the truth ;)
Hardcore it was! What a future Mitch has, What he does with those hands is Pure Poetry!

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Someone toss him a bone..
Was that before or after the PJ's went on?
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